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from JoyGreetings.com
(Published in Brainstorm! December 2005)
1.  I will try to figure out why I "really" need
12 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my husband (wife). A phone call every now
and then would be appreciated.
3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer
my e-mail.
5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone
at the same time with the same person.
6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay,
monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.
7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course,
will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much
more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by
then.
9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
10. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
11. I will think of a password other than "password".
12. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get
my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
Here are a couple of other sites that may inspire your
New Year's Resolutions:
http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/new%20years/resolutions.html
http://www.ahajokes.com/fp023.html |
